PADDY MAC'S WINNERS
and Losers
OF THE MONTH

PADDY MAC'S WINNERS OF THE MONTH

1. The Lakers-See what happens in L.A. when "we all just get along"?

2. Sen. Jim Jeffords-Goes from "who's that?" to the front page with balance-tipping abandonment of GOP.

3. The Box-If you haven't been on the river yet, you need help.

4. Texas Oil Producers-Happy days are here again, and the rest of us are over a barrel.

5. Chocolate Love-Don't ask.

PADDY MAC'S LOSERS OF THE MONTH

1. Dubya-Poor Dad. His genes are coming back to haunt him. (Note to Jenna: 3 strikes and you're out. Drink in the dorm.)

2. Robert Downey Jr.-Is this getting redundant?

3. Jerry Lewis-"Cripple" comment shows true colors?

4. The "Weakest Link" Lady-I counted 26 "weakest link" mentions in one 30 minute show. Overkill with a British accent.

5. Owners of Taylor's-Dude, where's my five bucks?