The WalMart Solution

Support your friends and neighbors and local businesses.

Say NO to an SS Wal-Mart!

Thoughts gathered from e-mails and conversations and readings concerning Wal-Mart and its' practices, including economic, political and related to human rughts.

Tired of having to shop for stuff at different stores? Tired of the
mall race, running from sale to sale and store to store to find just
that right thing for that someone special? Tired of fake sales and
lures that get you into a store
and then they try and sell you something different?

Do you long and yearn for that one place where you can get everything
that you ever dreamed of with no hassle? How grand would it be if you
could just go to one store, have lunch while your car is being
"serviced", buy the prepared frozen foods, clothes for all the family as
well as all those odds and ends every household needs.

The Walmart SS is the answer. We use mostly sweatshop produced goods, so
that you know that the prices are low - always! Because we gouge the
suppliers and the manufacturers so that we can have a higher return on
investors money, and so that we, the Walton Family, can have more money
than we ever dreamed of. Did you know that 5 or the top Ten wealthiest
people in the country are Walton family members? That's BILLIONAIRES!

Thank you, America, for making us the wealthiest people, Your greed and
our avarice have made us the most successful retail business in the
history of the planet. Because you always want cheap plastic crap and
we have the slave labor camps in third world countries to produce that
cheap plastic crap, this is a marriage made in heaven.

Dad's vision was family friendly chain of stores all across America that
reflect our family values: no smut, no foul language, no dirty pictures,
no "sexy" underwear or lingerie, and we have succeeded. No longer do
you have to worry about the content of the magazines, cd's and clothing
that your children bring home from our stores.
The merchandise we sell is squeaky clean.

By the way, Mom's and Dad's, you can always find a fresh supply of ammo
and guns. We never run out of those necessities to keep America safe
from foreign invaders or robbers and crack heads.

And for those smokers: we always have the freshest brands of cancer
causing nasties you always expect from WalMart! You can count on us.

Please do not be confused by those leftists Commie pinko faggots that
are trying to bring out great company, and America, down with their
silly arguments about sweatshops and slave labor camps and those
so-called human rights. Where would those people be without the jobs we
provide? Isn't their life better for working for WalMart?

And those supercilious lawsuits alleging injuries in our stores. Gold
brickers, one and all. They think that because we have all the money
that we are easy targets for their frivolous lawsuits.

That is another reason that we are working on tort reform - to save
those American Values that are so crucial to a strong Capitalist
America!

God spoke to Moses through the Bush. We, at Walmart, LISTEN.

Always cheap plastic crap, always low prices. Always - a sanitary napkin.

BOYCOTT WAL-MART!